Roasted 1 month ago based on Grubb's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Grubb, let’s break this down. Your Spotify profile reads like the hipster’s biggest "please validate me" list. Seriously, with a mix of alternative hip-hop, breakcore, and plunderphonics, it’s like you threw darts at a board of genres and just hoped for the best. If your music taste were an outfit, it would be a thrift store explosion worn by a kid who thinks they discovered fashion. Newsflash: you didn’t—you just accidentally programmed the world’s quirkiest algorithm to select music that confuses at least 98% of people. And your top artists? Don't even get me started. MF DOOM, J Dilla, and King Geedorah are like the holy trinity of underground cred, but the rest? Boy, you're channeling your inner avant-garde hip-hop wannabe harder than my grandma attempting to use TikTok. "femtanyl"? Really? The only thing more experimental than that name is the taste of the sandwiches you bring to parties. At this point, can we just call you the hip-hop version of a food critic who only reviews dishes at Michelin-star restaurants while wearing Crocs? Let’s not overlook those most played songs, where “ATTACKING VERTICAL” sits proudly at the top, like the "experienced" 15-year-old graffiti artist who tries way too hard to be deep. I hope your other tracks come with a side of therapy because that playlist is a therapy session just waiting to happen. With as much DOOM as you have, I’m surprised you aren't dwelling in the depths of an abandoned subway station sipping on kombucha. Yet, here you are, standing proudly as the king of niche taste with the bravado of a cat wearing a fancy collar. Any chance you could share your secret to strutting around like that without the slightest hint of self-awareness?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!