Roasted 3 months ago based on ・❥・n・❥・'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ・❥・n・❥・, the human embodiment of an international flight layover. You’ve got more genres on your Spotify than a confused teenager trying to find their identity. K-Pop, J-Pop, C-Pop? Buddy, I’m surprised you don’t have a “Soundtracks for Awkward Silences” playlist alongside. I can practically hear the sound of your friend’s eyes rolling every time someone asks about your music taste—it's like you just Googled "World Cultures in 10 Songs" and hit shuffle! Your top artists read like a high school foreign exchange program where no one actually learned the local dialect. Seriously, it's a miracle you're not trying to promote "greeting card pop" or "low-key mood swings" as an official genre. "Jazz Fusion"? In the middle of your K-Rap obsession? That's a combo like putting pineapple on sushi—nobody wanted it, yet here you are, serving it up with confidence. Maybe it's time to admit your inner musical expertise is actually a collection of “I have a crush on my high school anime art teacher” vibes. And the most played songs? Wow, your choices could single-handedly start a new genre: "Sad and Incredibly Specific." "We Might Even Be Falling In Love (Interlude)"? Sounds like the soundtrack to someone getting ghosted. If you put any more obscure tracks on repeat, you'll need to land your own Netflix documentary titled "The Quest for Relevance: A Musical Journey.” At this point, your Spotify profile is a great reminder of two things: one, you definitely Googled “cool sounding music” to fill in your top list, and two, you have the unique ability to be pleasantly irritating all at the same time.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists