Roasted 1 year ago based on Indi Aguilar's long term Spotify stats.

Indi, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis filtered through a Hot Topic clearance rack. Pop Punk, Emo, and Sea Shanties? Just because you have eclectic taste doesn't mean everyone needs to know that you secretly harbor the spirit of a melancholic pirate who also loves existential pop music. It's like your playlists are an accidental love letter to the angst-ridden teenagers of a decade that no one wants to revisit. With that lineup, I half-expect to see “Sailing Away with My Feelings” as your top album. You’ve got artists ranging from Ghost to Billie Eilish—it’s like you're trying to summon the ghost of teenage angst while drowning in a sea of tears and sea shanties. And don’t even get me started on your top songs: “Hell's Comin' with Me” and “everything i wanted," which honestly sound like the soundtrack to your latest drama in a one-act play titled “My Life is a Mess.” If you were any more on-brand, I’d assume you’re making a TikTok where you dramatically cry into a thrifted flannel while strumming your ukulele! Let’s not overlook your chaotic “Pirate Metal” fascination–because, of course, what better way to channel your inner emotional turmoil than through swashbuckling guitar riffs? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a therapy session held in the depths of a spooky shipwreck. So congratulations, Indi! You’ve officially curated a life soundtrack that screams “I have unresolved issues!” while simultaneously inviting the world to join your pity party.

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