Roasted 2 months ago based on Shawa's long term Spotify stats.

Shawa, your music taste is so dark and moody, it makes an existential crisis sound like a sunny day at the beach. With a top genre list that reads like a dystopian playlist for a world that ran out of happy feelings, I can only assume you write poetry about your vacuum and hold deep conversations with houseplants. Seriously, if your Spotify profile was a room, it’d either be a hipster café with no light or a crypt that even the ghosts are too scared to enter. And what’s with the artists? I see you’ve taken “choose obscure” to a level that borders on self-sabotage. Atrium Carceri? Really? The last time I heard that name, I was lost in a dark web rabbit hole that ended with me questioning my life choices. Your top tracks read like the soundtrack to a post-apocalyptic sci-fi film no one wants to see. I can only imagine how your “Most Played” list sounds when you shuffle: it probably sounds like you’re trying to summon an ancient curse while simultaneously being chased by existential dread. You call it “Electronica,” but honestly, it feels more like a desperate plea for a therapist. I mean, “Give Up” by Kill Emil? What a fit! Great playlist for anyone still stuck in their basement but wanting to feel the vibes of a glum rave in a haunted warehouse. If your music choices had an age, they’d be a grumpy teenager writing emo lyrics on the back of their math homework. So put on your noise-canceling headphones and wallow in that dark ambience, Shawa. Just remember—if you're going to be sad, at least let the rest of us enjoy some sun while you lament your inner turmoil!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!