Roasted 6 months ago based on Saad's long term Spotify stats.

Saad, your Spotify profile reads like a dating app bio for people who just discovered the concept of “taste.” It’s like you took a music class on how to sound eclectic but ended up with a cringeworthy PowerPoint presentation titled "How to Confuse Everyone." Choosing both "Dark R&B" and "Bollywood" should come with a warning: "Caution, this user might be having an identity crisis." At this point, I half-expect to see an artist named "Drake-Tamasha" topping your charts next week. I admire your dedication to the Holy Trinity of Mediocrity—Drake, Justin Bieber, and Travis Scott. Seriously, man; your top artists list looks like the soundtrack to a high school prom for kids who’ve never been to a party. Your most played songs could easily be re-titled “The Soundtrack of a Sought-After Therapist.” “Save Your Tears”? Yeah, save them for when you realize that you're trying to impress a Spotify algorithm more than any actual human being. The only thing darker than your R&B playlist is the void in your love life. Let’s talk about your diverse genre choices. You went from “Trap Soul” to "Neo-Psychedelic" like someone who accidentally fell into the wrong rabbit hole of Spotify and decided to stay the night. You’re living proof that it’s possible to like everything and still have no coherent music identity. The only mix you’re putting together is a blender of confusion! When you die, I hope someone plays a mashup of Justin Bieber and Bollywood to honor your eclectic taste—right before they roll their eyes at your funeral because even in death, you're stuck with uncertainty.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!