Roasted 2 years ago based on Mirikh's long term Spotify stats.

Liam Moore-Drayton, the human embodiment of a Spotify playlist you’d only share with your therapist. Seriously, dude, your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's desperate attempt to fit into every possible rave, while simultaneously screaming, "I promise I have taste!" Your love for not just one flavor of pop, but a buffet of them—Pop, Dance Pop, Slap House?—is giving major ‘I wear socks with sandals’ energy. You want to let loose but seem a bit too afraid of not getting a participation trophy at the dance-off. Your top artists are like someone threw a dart at a board of soundcloud wannabes and generationally confused hits. Post Malone is there, which tells me you still haven’t come to terms with your childhood feelings towards emo rap while looking for a vibe that screams, “I’m cool, but also still haven’t relocated my teenage angst.” And let’s not gloss over Alok, Neptunica, and Anthony Keyrouz—unless you’re trying to start an underground yoga engagement, you should probably consider a little more diversity in your musical selection. But hey, let's give credit where it’s due, at least they're not all featuring DJ Khaled. Now, onto your most played songs, which look like the soundtrack of an angst-filled TikTok video that never quite hit the algorithm jackpot. “Is It Love - goddard. Remix” by Loreen? More like “Is It Sobering?” by you, because listening to that track on loop has to be a coping mechanism for something. And don’t even get me started on “Weddings & Funerals” by Royal & the Serpent—between those and your other selections, it's hard to tell if you’re living your best life or narrating a tragic rom-com. At this point, your Spotify should come with a warning label: “Warning! May cause uncontrollable cringe and an urge to delete your entire music library!”

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists