Roasted 10 months ago based on danni's long term Spotify stats.

Abby, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where the chef sneezed all over the genres. One minute you're bobbing your head to K-pop's catchy hooks, and the next, your sad boy playlist sounds like it was curated during a particularly melodramatic episode of a teenage soap opera. "Emo Rap," C-Pop, and Rage Rap? It's like you threw a dart at a wall of Spotify genres and said, “Yeah, I’ll take them all!” At this point, your musical taste reads like a rejection letter from a scene kid’s therapy group. Your top artists list could double as a TikTok hipster bingo card, where everyone consumes just a little too much irony with their morning coffee. I mean, "bbno$" and "Tamino"? That's a duo even the most determined DJs would hesitate to put on the same playlist. And let's not even get started on your most played songs—it's like you’ve discovered some cross-cultural rabbit hole of sadness wrapped in layers of vibrato. With tracks like "夜与昼" next to "Ransom," you could confuse the Grim Reaper and make him question his life choices. Abby, I applaud your commitment to chaos, but your listening habits suggest that you’ve hit “shuffle” on both your heart and your headphones. If musical taste were a currency, you’d probably be stuck trading in Monopoly money. We get it, you’re a world traveler of sound, but honey, you might want to stop spreading your listening preferences thinner than the plot of a badly written Netflix rom-com. Here’s to you, Abby: the bravest explorer of the world's weirdest musical jungles!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!