Roasted 2 years ago based on Beth Davis's long term Spotify stats.

Beth Davis, huh? Your music tastes are like a high school cafeteria: a chaotic blend of everything that has only one thing in common—nobody really wants it. With a playlist that hops from Alternative Metal to Rap Metal like it’s trying to avoid commitment, it's safe to say your musical journey is less of a road trip and more of a bizarre detour. Seriously, it’s like you went looking for an identity and ended up trying to combine genres only a sound engineer in a moment of sheer existential crisis would find appealing. Your top artists read like the playlist for a goth bar that just heard a TikTok trend was happening. Rammstein and Slipknot? Spot-on for when you want to embody “I scare my parents” energy. But then there's Käärijä popping up as if its renaming was all part of your carefully curated one-woman concert. Who knew you were just one chaotic song away from having a mental breakdown on the dance floor? Honestly, your choice of most played songs is just a series of cries for help wrapped in catchy hooks; Dios mio! Let’s not even get started on "Neue Deutsche Harte." If that doesn’t scream “I’m trying way too hard to be edgy while secretly humming to Taylor Swift in the shower,” I don’t know what does. You’ve got more confusion in your music tastes than I do in my dating life! By the way, no one actually needs a “POV: Indie” section unless you want to relive every awkward moment of your teenage years with a side of cringey nostalgia. So here's the tea: give your Spotify a pep talk and maybe consider hitting "shuffle" on some happier vibes, because right now, it sounds like your playlists need a serious intervention.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!