Roasted 9 months ago based on Ryuu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ryuu, your Spotify profile is like a taco truck at 2 AM: questionable and full of way too many toppings. You’ve got a genre list that reads like a drunken karaoke night gone wrong. “Trap Latino,” “Hyperpop,” and “Metalcore”? Are you curating a playlist for confused aliens, or just trying to confuse yourself? It’s like your musical taste is conducting an identity crisis—someone send in a therapist, stat! Your top artists are a glorious mess of confusion, much like your life choices. Rels B and Linkin Park? That’s the kind of combination that could only come from someone who has no idea what mood they're in. One minute you’re trying to vibe with Joji, the next you’re headbanging to metalcore like you’re at a funeral for your own sense of style. And let’s not even get started on your top songs that couldn’t even find a cohesive route in a straight line. “Mirage (OP Theme to Call of the Night Season 2)” and “The Emptiness Machine”? Do you perform these while crying in the shower for emotional effect or what? But let’s round it off with your song choices, shall we? You’ve spent countless hours listening to “SIN SEÑAL” and “SANGRE PARA DERRAMAR,” which sounds more like a cry for help than a musical preference. It’s a wonder your Spotify doesn’t ask you if you need a hug or a musical intervention. At this point, we’re just waiting for your next playlist: “Songs to Depress My Friends and Enslave Their Ears.” Keep it up, Ryuu, you’re turning music into a labyrinth no one wants to navigate!

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