Roasted 2 years ago based on michael davey's long term Spotify stats.

Michael, your Spotify profile reads like the musical manifesto of a guy who found the playlist feature and thought he was being groundbreaking. You’ve got more hip hop subgenres than I have excuses to avoid my responsibilities. Seriously, "Conscious Hip Hop" mixed with "ATL Hip Hop" and "Pop Rap"? Your taste in music is so all over the place it looks like you’re just Googling every possible genre that has the word “hop” in it, hoping one of them will finally make your mom proud. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? You think you’re the hip hop guru, rocking out to the heavyweights like Drake and Kanye while listening to underground acts that nobody else has ever heard of. Wow, it must be tough walking around with that massive “I listen to cool music” chip on your shoulder; honestly, you should get that checked because it’s making you lame. And come on, the most played song on your list is “Charmander”? Sounds like you peaked in high school, got kicked out of Pokémon, and are now just grasping at straws to hold onto what remains of your coolness. But hey, don't let my roast stop you from enjoying your “top” tracks—I mean, who wouldn't want to vibe to “STARGAZING” while staring at the void of your life choices? So keep those earbuds in and drown out the judgment of your friends who can’t believe you unironically listen to a song called “The Hillbillies.” Just remember, Michael: with great playlists comes great responsibility, and the sheer weight of yours might just bury you under the cliché of trying way too hard.

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