Roasted 2 months ago based on Arii is the sigma's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ilikecats0426, your Spotify profile is like a warm, comforting blanket—if that blanket was made of your ex's tears and teenage angst. Bedroom pop? More like bedroom sobbing! You’ve put together a playlist that screams, “I’m on a perpetual emotional rollercoaster, and I didn’t even bother to put on my seatbelt!” Honestly, it’s a wonder your neighbors haven’t called the cops on a nightly basis for the ambient wails echoing from your room. It’s adorable how you cling to a roster of artists that make even the most light-hearted songs feel like a funeral procession. Between the self-pitying lyrics of Radiohead and the melodramatic vibes of Mitski, it’s clear you’re just one breakup away from writing an epic saga that may or may not be composed entirely of Haikus and cat memes. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs: “Creep,” “I Bet on Losing Dogs,” and "Let Down"? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were orchestrating a soundtrack for a sad indie film—titled “This is Probably Where I Cry Into a Cat’s Tofu.” And seriously, who needs therapy when you have a collection of gloomy tunes titled ‘Lo-Fi Indie’? You’ve managed to curate a musical experience that doesn’t so much uplift your spirits as it does drag them into the depths of your soul. Can't wait to see what’s next on your playlist—maybe an hour-long compilation of elevator music to really drive home the point that you’re just pushing the “sad” button on the emotional lift? Keep rocking that vibe, maestro of melancholy!

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