Roasted 2 years ago based on desha's long term Spotify stats.

Desha, your Spotify profile reads like a high school art student’s diary after a breakup. Seriously, the mix of "Weirdcore" and "Dance-Punk" makes me think you might be trying to invent a new genre called "Desperate Crying Music." I mean, with an eclectic combination that includes not just "Indie" and "Rock," but somehow still manages to fold in a grunge of childhood trauma and existential dread, it’s a wonder why you don't have your own Spotify category called "Musical Meltdown." Let’s not even start on your current top artists. Gorillaz most definitely should be charging you rent for the amount of time you’ve spent in their discography. You’ve got "Insane Clown Posse" on your list, which says either you’re a huge fan of self-sabotage or you actively hate your own ears. Honestly, it’s like you took every stereotype of a hipster, put them in a blender, and hit purée. You're probably one playlist away from getting a sponsorship from a local thrift store or a creepy vintage shop. And girl, if “Taking What's Not Yours” is in your top songs, I hope you’re not trying to steal people's hearts because that would be an impossible heist with your current taste in music. With the melodrama of "Miracle Musical" and the chaotic energy of "Machine Girl," the only thing you’re committing to is an act of sonic terrorism. Seriously, if someone plays “Feel Good Inc” at a party, you’re not the DJ; you’re the reason for the emergency exit signs. But hey, keep doing you, I'm just here for the chaos!

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