Roasted 6 months ago based on ywktabei's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, ywktabei, let’s dive into your Spotify profile—an unholy mix of genres that hardly anyone thinks about, let alone listens to. Your taste in music is like the IKEA of playlists: a hodgepodge of aesthetic mishmash that doesn’t quite fit together but somehow comes with an Allen wrench you never knew you needed. Hyperpop, nightcore, and Turkish hip hop? It’s like you compiled your list of choices based on the “random” button of a five-year-old’s music player. Who needs cohesion when you can make listeners question their life choices? And don’t even get me started on your favorite artists. Look, having Doja Cat on your list is understandable, but the inclusion of someone like “Brawl Stars”? That's not even a real artist, that’s a video game! You might as well have added “LOLcats” or “Crying Yourself to Sleep” as your top artists. But, hey, at least you have “Sabrina Carpenter”—the perfect soundtrack for when you’re feeling all kinds of teen angst while daydreaming of your next TikTok dance. Lastly, your top songs tell a charming tale of someone who has a penchant for both confusion and existential dread. “Touch You” by 遠野高志 on repeat? What are you trying to do, practice for a cringe compilation? "Killing Me Softly"? Still waiting for your Spotify Wrapped to read “This playlist killed your social life softly.” With your eclectic roster and questionable choices, y’know, I can’t help but admire your resilience. You keep on curating that chaos like a true musical masochist—someone's got to keep the therapy industry thriving after all!

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