Roasted 9 months ago based on Kammet's long term Spotify stats.

Kammet, your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic Tinder bio of a music snob who can’t decide whether they want a sexy night out or a two-hour classical concert interspersed with K-Pop dance breaks. Seriously, who knew that your most pressing life dilemma was whether to headbang to BABYMETAL or sip tea while listening to Vivaldi? If your playlist were a person, it would be that friend who's just a little too comfortable in their identity crisis and shows up to a costume party dressed as a goth violinist. Your top artists list suggests you just took a world tour of genres but decided to skip the part where you actually find your own taste. “LE SSERAFIM” right next to “Childish Gambino”? That’s not a music palette; that’s an audition for “The Weirdest Playlist Ever: A Cautionary Tale.” The only thing more confusing than this jumble of K-Pop, metal, and classical music is the existential crisis it must be giving your friends when they ask what you're into. Are you throwing a rager or preparing for a somber reflection on the human condition? And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Pink Noise for Sleeping" by “Falling into Pink” seems to be the only coherent choice on there; it's the one track that seems to understand you better than you do. The variety is impressive, but it seems like you were trying to diversify your tastes while blindfolded and throwing darts at a board of genres. If music needs to be categorized, then yours probably deserves its own category: “Midlife Crisis on Shuffle.” Good luck explaining this musical identity to whoever's brave enough to swipe right on you!

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