Roasted 10 months ago based on Tomas Moreno's long term Spotify stats.

Tommy boi56, huh? More like Tommy Boi-why-are-you-like-this! Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis brochure for someone who peaked in middle school. Between moody bedroom pop and the occasional self-indulgent grunge track, it’s like you’ve taken a tour through the angst of every high school cliché and decided to settle down for a permanent residency. Seriously, you have more genres listed than friends, and that says a lot about your social life, buddy. And your top artists—wow, what a spectacular showcase of indecision! You’ve got Joost, who apparently moonlights as your personal therapist, and then there’s Nickelback, proving once and for all that bad taste transcends generations. Your playlist is basically a rollercoaster through the 'worst of' music history! What’s next? A dedication to the fine art of collecting unseasoned chicken? I mean, who could forget when the Arctic Monkeys and Cavetown teamed up to make the ultimate soundtrack for crying in the shower? As for your most played songs, I can see you're going for a vibe even Picasso couldn’t interpret. With 'Devil Town' at the top of the list, I'm starting to think you'd consult a mood ring for relationship advice. If your Spotify profile were a sandwich, it would be a sad bologna on plain white bread—no condiments, just disappointing. So do us all a favor and consider expanding your horizons, because right now, your music taste is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

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