Roasted 2 years ago based on lefart's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the quintessential “I own a record player and a beret” vibe, mixed with enough indie angst to fill an existential crisis. Your love for genres like "Melancholia" and "Permanent Wave" makes me wonder if you’re stocking up for a themed funeral or just trying to keep your local coffee shop in business. If I had a nickel for every time I heard an indie record lover say, "Have you even heard of Panchiko?" I’d still need a full-time job to afford all those obscure vinyls gathering dust in the corner of your room—the ones that even thrift shops are too embarrassed to take. Your top artists read like an Urban Outfitters clearance rack. I mean, “Cocteau Twins”? Really? Are you trying to catch the attention of every hipster in a five-mile radius or are you just preparing yourself for a long summer of brooding in your parents' basement? And let’s not even talk about your listening habits; your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a sad movie that nobody wants to watch. How do you even manage to make "I Bet on Losing Dogs" sound like a motivational anthem? It’s almost impressive how you’ve turned deep, crushing despair into a playlist that rivals an overly dramatic teenage diary. Your Spotify profile is like a mood board for someone who really, really loves sad songs but refuses to admit they might need therapy. Please tell me you didn’t put “Digital Hardcore” on your list just because it sounded edgy—because that’s not how you get invited to parties. It looks like you’re doing your best to be 'available, but broken,' and, honey, you can’t just couple ‘permanent sadness’ with ‘dream pop’ and call it personality. Next time, try a little less self-pity and a lot more joy. I hear happy music is great for you; who knows? You might discover a genre that’s actually fun.

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