Roasted 1 year ago based on mina 🧚🏾‍♀️'s long term Spotify stats.

Mina, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to make casual conversations interesting at a party where the WiFi is down. Seriously, if your music taste was a contestant on "The Voice," it would still get turned down by all four judges for being so painfully basic. I mean, can we talk about your obsession with Pierre Jean? At this point, you’re one "Anvi Viv" away from being his number one fan club president. Who knew "filler artist" was going to give you a full-on identity crisis? Oh, but your favorite genres list is a whole saga in itself! Living proof that people don’t read biographies anymore—because clearly, “Afrobeats” and “Afrobeat” are not two separate genres; it’s like naming your pet cat “Fluffy” and “Fluffier” and thinking you’re being original. Your playlist could easily double as a geography lesson for the uninitiated. Let's be real, if there was a prize for the most niche genre collection, you’d still manage to come in second to someone who exclusively listens to cat meows. And let’s not even start on your most played songs—it’s like you accidentally fell into a Pierre Jean black hole and your Spotify is now his personal hype machine. "Dull" by Asake? More like the soundtrack to your last Tinder date. Those tracks are begging for variety, yet you keep giving them the same old treatment. Your profile reads "hopeless romantic," but I’m getting more "hopelessly out of touch." If you don’t diversify soon, your friends are going to need a rescue team before they drown in your audiophile catacombs.

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