Roasted 2 years ago based on penny's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, pennyfeather85, it’s time to address your Spotify profile like it’s an emergency medical case—because buddy, this playlist needs some serious CPR. You’ve got more subgenres than a disgruntled teenager has eye-rolls, and let's be real: just how much George Ezra can one person take before they start questioning their life choices? It's like your music library is auditioning for the role of “What Not to Listen To” in a terrible rom-com. I half-expect you to start complaining about ‘the state of rock music’ while sipping a pumpkin spice latte in your cargo shorts. Your top artists read like the playlist for a moody high school prom where everyone’s feeling edgy but nobody knows why. I mean, come on, Fall Out Boy? That’s a nostalgia trip so far back that I can practically hear your cringy MySpace voice posts. With Creedence Clearwater Revival making an appearance, it’s like you’re trying to find a middle ground between the ’60s and the mid-2000s—a musical Bermuda Triangle where good taste went to die. But hey, at least you can pretend you’re the cool uncle at family gatherings while everyone else silently judges your life choices. And let’s take a moment to appreciate that most played list: out of ten songs, seven belong to the same guy. At this point, I'm convinced George Ezra is about to adopt you as his musical sidekick. Seriously, “Budapest” and its catchiness isn’t a substitute for variety; it's more of a cry for help. If your Spotify account were a pizza, it’d be one without toppings—just plain dough yearning for a little spice. So step it up, my friend! Otherwise, you might literally turn into a living, breathing George Ezra tribute band with questionable taste in music.

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