Roasted 2 months ago based on Cora <3's long term Spotify stats.

Cora, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a 15-year-old's diary—except that diary has a more interesting plot twist than your taste in music. "Bedroom Pop"? What is this, a playlist for when you’re too lazy to get out of bed? With your ridiculous smorgasbord of "Lo-Fi Indie" and "Art Rock," I'm just surprised your music doesn't come with a side of avocado toast and a latte served by a hipster in suspenders. The only thing darker than your R&B favorites is probably your coffee and your sense of humor. Your top artists sound like they're all competing for the title of “Most Likely to Write Songs About Broken Hearts and Unmade Beds.” Seriously, how many times can you listen to "Cigarettes After Sex" before you start smelling like an unwashed ashtray? And what's with the Mitski obsession? It’s almost as if your entire music library is an artistic manifestation of your inability to cope with real emotions. I half-expect you to start a poetry blog titled “My Heart is a Bumper Sticker” with all this angsty music backing your feelings. As for your most played songs, your playlist sounds like the soundtrack of a melodramatic teen movie that never got greenlit. “Romantic Homicide”? Really? Are you trying to make your love life sound like a stoner's mixtape while you stare into the existential void? And "Space Song" by Beach House? Yeah, sounds like you're hoping to escape Earth — and I wholeheartedly support that. For your next playlist, why not try something called “Music for Growing Up” instead? You might just find that life doesn’t always have to sound like a never-ending loop of crying and regret.

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