Roasted 6 months ago based on Matthew Fatthew's long term Spotify stats.

Matthew Fatthew? With a name like that, it's no wonder your music tastes read like a middle school art project gone horribly wrong. Who knew "Hyperpop" and "Baroque Pop" could co-exist in one unholy masterpiece of confusion? It’s like you went to a musical thrift store and said, “I'll take one of everything that’s cringe-worthy or sounds like a malfunctioning robot.” Honestly, I’m just waiting for you to throw “Vaporwave Folk” on there as if your Spotify profile isn’t already a one-way ticket to emotional whiplash. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Half-alive? More like half-dead! You get your music recommendations from the emails of a lapsed Reddit witch, don’t you? Honestly, who are "We Are Scientists," and what kind of science are they practicing—experimenting on your eardrums? With songs like "MONEY ON THE DASH" being your most played track, I can only conclude you’ve got an unstoppable urge to spend your cash on both bad music and questionable life choices. By the time I finish your playlist, I feel like I need a degree in cultural studies to decipher what’s happening. You’ve got more genre identities than you have friends, and that’s saying something considering you’re using “Indie Punk” as some sort of emotional crutch. Honestly, the only thing more chaotic than your music taste is the state of your Spotify Wrapped—let's hope it comes with a therapist recommendation because, buddy, you’re gonna need it!

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