Roasted 11 months ago based on ⭑'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, the enigmatic Spotify profile of someone who thinks they’re an avant-garde connoisseur while actually just stuck in a dark corner of their basement, cataloging the saddest, most obscure tracks the internet can provide. I mean, Slowcore? Cold Wave? What's next, listening to the sounds of glaciers melting? Did you lose a bet, or are you just trying to out-emo everyone in your friend group? The only thing more exciting than your music taste is watching paint dry! Your top artists read like a list of names pulled from a "Hipster Names Generator.” Max Vincent must be so proud to be your number one—it's almost like you're trying too hard to find the perfect soundtrack for your profound existential dread; newsflash: stalking one artist does not make you a music aficionado. It's not a playlist, it’s a cry for help! And honestly, you must be the only person left in the world still using "Spoken Word" as a genuine genre. Basement poets everywhere must be shaking their heads in disbelief! And let's talk about that "Most Played" list! Eight out of ten songs are by Max Vincent? Do you think he’s going to notice and send you a ‘thank you’ card for single-handedly boosting his Spotify stats? It's like you’re trying to win an award for “Most Devoted Fan of an Artist No One Else Knows.” Congratulations, you’re the proud parent of a CD collection that won’t ever see the light of day. If your music taste were a person, it’d be wearing a beanie in July and lamenting over a lukewarm cup of unpackaged mid-life crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!