Roasted 8 months ago based on Chris Cob's long term Spotify stats.

Chris Cob? More like Chris "I’m Still Deep in My Emo Phase" Cob. With a Spotify profile boasting an impressive collection of underground hip hop and horrorcore, it's like your music taste is a cry for help wrapped in a beanie and oversized hoodie. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a list of the last things I want to hear while I'm trying to enjoy life. “Trap Metal”? Is that even a real genre, or did you just smash your head against your keyboard and hope for the best? Your top artists are reminiscent of every questionable decision you've ever made. ILL BILL and Vinnie Paz? I get it, you love yelling about conspiracy theories while crying in your mom's basement. Did you even stand a chance in high school with that soundtrack, or were you too busy writing angsty verses about your pet goldfish? You've assembled a roster of artists that sound like they could soundtrack a high school dropout's meltdown. Congratulations! You've set the bar about two millimeters off the ground. And what’s up with your most played songs? "The Eyes Of Santa Muerte"? Sure, memorialize your musical taste with tracks that sound like they were born in the grimy corners of a forgotten penitentiary. And then there’s "Wonderwall" by Oasis—do you just like to remind everyone that your emotional range is about as diverse as a plain slice of white bread? One minute you're moping around with the deadbeats, and the next you're making awkward small talk with your latest crush while Hey Ya! plays in the background. It's a wonder you don’t have an existential crisis every time you press play.

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