Roasted 8 months ago based on jo's long term Spotify stats.

Jo, your Spotify profile looks like a musical buffet where the chef clearly had a midlife crisis and just threw every genre from South America into one pot. I mean, who needs a cohesive taste in music when you can just grab random slices of Argentine Rock and pop your way through Latin alternatives like you're trying to spice up a bland diet? It’s as if you’re trying to cure a bad case of “basic” by still managing to be impossibly basic. And let’s not even start on “Cuarteto” – talk about digging deep in the depths of a culture only your abuela would recognize! Your top artists read like a how-to guide for the “I Just Left High School and I’m Ready to Stream My Feelings” handbook, featuring diva legends like Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. But seriously, Jo, how many times can you listen to “traitor” before you realize that at this rate, your own love life is starting to resemble a badly written telenovela? And “Mac Miller,” really? You're hanging on to that nostalgia like he's your long-lost cool uncle instead of recognizing that his "Good News" is probably just about how you're sticking to the same five songs like you’re trapped in a musical purgatory. As for your most played songs, I see we have quite the collection of emotional bangers and dance floor fillers, friends of yours must be treated to a vocal rollercoaster that disorients more than it delights. “Unholy” and "traitor" together? It’s like you’re trying to throw a pity party and a late-night dance-off all at once. Maybe the only thing worse than your Spotify rap is the thought of anyone listening to your profile for more than two minutes without a significant emotional hangover. Keep rocking, Jo; the world needs more epic playlists that perfectly capture the sound of indecisiveness!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!