Roasted 6 months ago based on emily's long term Spotify stats.

Emily, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a youth group retreat gone horribly awry. I mean, we get it—diversity is key, but having eight different flavors of Christian music? Are you trying to start a cult or just auditioning for the next edition of "Christian Idol: Guilt Trip Edition"? Your taste in genres is so wholesome it might as well come with a side of gluten-free bread and a blessing from the pastor. And let’s talk about your top artists. Nothing But Thieves followed by TobyMac? It’s like you’re trying to create a playlist for a soul-searching millennial who’s a little too invested in their Sunday school class. You’ve got a spectrum so wide that it makes a rainbow look monochrome. Honestly, when you're flipping between Rainbow Kitten Surprise and Florence + The Machine, it feels less like a music journey and more like a chaotic road trip where the driver only plays ‘uplifting’ tunes—like the end of the world could be coming, but don't worry, at least we’ll go out singing “How Great is Our God”! Your most played songs? BIRDS OF A FEATHER? It’s like you took "content warning" and made it your anthem! You’ve approached musical identity crisis levels that would make a therapist reach for their notepad. “Softcore” by The Neighbourhood is probably the most rebellious pick in your top ten, and even that feels more like a child sneaking a sip from the communion wine. But hey, keep wearing those Christian rock vibes like a badge of honor—just remember, the only thing more cringeworthy than your playlist is the thought of you trying to dance to it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!