Roasted 3 days ago based on Lotje :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Lotje, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for an identity crisis. I mean, "Nederpop" and "Metal" in the same breath? Are you trying to create the world’s most uncomfortable mixtape or just proving that you can hold a grudge against genres? Seriously, your playlist sounds like a desperate attempt to get everyone at a party to leave. Gabber? That's either a cry for help or you’ve been secretly working for the Dutch government to ensure no one ever enjoys a house party again. And let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift and Slipknot? I didn’t realize we were curating the world's first 'Emotional Rollercoaster’ soundtrack. You must love feeling like you’re about to slam your head against the wall while simultaneously craving a good cry over an ex. It’s like your playlist could be the soundtrack to an existential crisis, showcasing a range of emotions that go from “Why do I bother?” to “I’m purposely destroying my eardrums,” all tucked neatly into artists who sound like they've been through more breakups than a dating app user in 2023. Lastly, your most played songs tell a tale of a soul in turmoil. “People = Shit” followed by “Huil maar niet om mij”? There’s more conflicting energy in your listening choices than in a reality TV love triangle! You’d think with all this angst, you’d have at least one feel-good anthem to throw in there, but no, you love to dig deeper into the emotional abyss while clutching your sad girl coffee. Keep it up, Lotje! You’ll either find yourself in therapy or become the star of the next critically acclaimed indie film—either way, it’s a win-win!

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