Roasted 10 months ago based on celeste_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's cel_, the self-proclaimed alternative aficionado whose Spotify playlist reads like a hipster’s fever dream. I mean, let’s be honest here: if “art” is what you were going for, then you’re more of a finger painting than a Picasso. With a taste in music this indie and niche, I half expect your playlist to come with a side of gluten-free avocado toast and a snooty art critique. You must really love Declan McKenna—does he know he’s the only name on your favorite artist list? At this point, he should send you a fruit basket just for the free promo. And oh boy, your most played songs? It’s as if Declan McKenna is serenading you while you sit in your darkened room, belt out those sad ballads, and ponder why your social life is as barren as the desert. “Your Best American Girl” sounds like a heartfelt tribute to your feet that have never stepped outside of your bedroom. If your playlist ever gets lonely, you can always tell the songs to call each other; I hear they’re just waiting for you to release the emergency ‘I-hate-my-life’ playlist! But hey, don’t let me rain on your parade—who needs social interaction or a well-rounded musical taste when you can drown in your own puddle of artistic introspection? At this rate, you should probably just change your Spotify name to "cel_ The Walking Livejournal." I'm impressed by your dedication to that mournful, melancholic vibe, but maybe throw in a Justin Bieber banger or two? You know, just to balance out the sadness with a dash of pure chaos. You're not just making playlists; you're curating a soundtrack for a midlife crisis at 22!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!