Roasted 24 days ago based on ali's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ali, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of "Bedroom Pop." If your music taste were a bed, it would be one of those tiny twin ones with the floral sheets that your grandma bought on discount. You’re out here dancing to a bunch of artists who sound like they recorded their albums in a shoebox while contemplating their life choices, trying to make “sad boy vibes” the next big trend. Honestly, the only thing you’re preoccupied with is how to avoid confronting that existential dread—at least until the next lo-fi playlist drops! And who knew you could assemble a Top 10 that’s basically an indie hipster bingo card? If liking Mac DeMarco makes you cool, then you should probably be attending “Wake Me Up When I’m Depressed” meetings. Tyler, The Creator? Sure, he might influence you to be just a little more creative, but don’t hold your breath expecting him to secure you a spot in the artists’ club anytime soon. If your playlist had a paper trail, it would lead directly to a coffee shop with gluten-free muffins, where you attempt to impress the cashier by pretending to care about where your beans were sourced. Let’s talk about those "most played" songs, shall we? I thought it was a list of songs that could help send someone to sleep faster than counting sheep! “No Woman” by Whitney? Yeah, that’s definitely the play for when you want to feel bad about your love life. And honestly, if “Vibin' Out” is your idea of a good time, what are you doing with your life? Just remember, Ali, the next time someone hears your playlist, they might think you need a therapist more than you need a record deal. So crank up that sad music—let the world hear how tragically cool you are!

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