Roasted 6 months ago based on Spidermanluvr1's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Spidermanluvr1—your username is already making me question your life choices. I mean, when you’re not busy defending the rights of fictional web-slingers, you’re curating a playlist that feels like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis at a hipster salon. Seriously, how do you go from the poetic depths of Kendrick Lamar to belting out show tunes? Musical talent is clearly a spider’s web you’ve never managed to climb. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to impress every stranger at a coffee shop. You’ve got "Rap," "Musicals," and "Christmas" all in the mix—what’s next, a comeback album by your mom? Sure, we all love Ella Fitzgerald and Kendrick, but blending those two feels about as natural as pouring ketchup on a gourmet steak. I can already hear the cringe-worthy Spotify blend: “Jazz & Jingle Bells” featuring “Tyler, the Vegan Creator.” Let’s talk about your top artists. Mitski and Flo Milli? It’s like your playlist is trying to make a statement but only ends up in an awkward silence. The most played songs could double as a therapy session for confused millennials. With tracks like “I Smoked Away My Brain (I’m God x Demons Mashup)”—no wonder you’re feeling lost! Next time you want to collab with Imogen Heap, I recommend doing it while wearing a helmet; it’s going to take a lot of protection to survive the emotional rollercoaster unfolding on your Spotify.

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