Roasted 10 months ago based on :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, someone's Spotify profile reads like the diary of a wannabe hipster who thinks "Italian Singer-songwriter" is a valid genre. Are you trying to be unique or just pretending to have depth between bites of avocado toast? Your eclectic mix of "rock" labels suggests you’re trying hard to convince everyone — including yourself — that your music taste isn’t just a glorified playlist of high school angst. It screams "I listen to Radiohead because it’s cool, but I still blast Imagine Dragons when nobody’s looking." Not to mention your top artist being Santi Francesi. Who? Sounds like a guy who sells artisanal bread in a farmer’s market while strumming a ukulele. You do realize that obsessively playing all his songs is like proudly admitting you’ve been binge-eating the same flavor of ice cream for three weeks straight, right? Newsflash: it's not diversity. It’s a one-way ticket to boring-ville, population: you. Sure, you can pass it off as “art rock,” but let’s be real, it’s just you trying to cover up the fact that you still have a crush on your high school sweetheart, who probably never texted you back. And don’t even get me started on those “most played” songs. With titles like "Ho paura di tutto" and “Potrebbe non avere peso,” it sounds like you’ve been binging on self-doubt while waiting for those existential crises to hit. Friend, it’s okay to like sad music, but there’s a point where it becomes less about emotional depth and more about needing a therapist. Honestly, your musical journey resembles someone trying to navigate a maze while blindfolded: confusing, tragic, and filled with repeated dead ends. So, how about we expand those horizons beyond Santi’s ballads and take a detour through an actual playlist with a pulse?

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