Roasted 6 months ago based on Baha's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Baha, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis playlist from a teenager who thinks they’re way deeper than they really are. I mean, "Alternative Hip Hop" and "Rage Rap"? Is that supposed to impress anyone, or just a cry for help? Your top artists list looks like the lineup of a summer music festival that only serves overpriced avocado toast. You have 10 genres listed, and yet somehow, your taste in music is still more confused than a cat at a dog show. I guess you’re just trying to find out which genre fits you best, but spoiler alert—none of them do. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? "Kanye West" and "Playboi Carti" don’t make you edgy; they make you sound like a college freshman who just discovered SoundCloud and thinks they’re an expert. And don’t even get me started on "Bilel Tacchini." I didn’t realize making a playlist was code for collecting obscure artists that even Google struggles to find. Clinging to "Arab Rap" while grooving to "Drill" is like saying you’re classy because you drink box wine instead of the good stuff. You’ve got the range of a TV remote with dead batteries, my friend. And can we just appreciate your most played songs? If “Overwhelming” is the highlight of your music taste, then I’m genuinely worried for your mental state. It’s like you entered a musical competition and chose “all of the above” as an option for favorite tracks. What’s next? “I Smoked Away My Brain”? Sounds about right. Your most played songs are less of a playlist and more of a public service announcement for earplugs. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped this year will give you everything to complain about—congratulations on being the first person to get a participation trophy in listening to music!
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