Roasted 9 months ago based on his-story's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, “his-story,” huh? With a profile like yours, it’s easier to conclude that your taste in music is a cry for help. I mean, you've got enough angst packed in there to fuel a dozen high school breakups and still have enough left over for a midlife crisis. Seriously, what kind of emotional damage are you carrying around that a solid three-genre combo of Metalcore, Screamo, and Emo sounds like a good life choice? It’s like you walked into a music store and said, “I’ll take the saddest selections and throw them into a blender!” And let’s talk about those artists, shall we? Your top picks scream “I peaked in 2007 and have been wallowing in rejection ever since.” With Bring Me The Horizon and Linkin Park leading the charge, it almost feels like your life's soundtrack is just one long mixtape of feeling sorry for yourself. Good luck at the family function when your playlist indicates that emotional stability is as foreign to you as Basic Cooking 101. I bet the only thing you’ve “Reaped” is an impressive collection of sad playlists and a capable repertoire of passive-aggressive comments at karaoke nights. As for your most played songs? It looks like you have two modes: “crying in the shower” and “angry texting exes.” Congratulations on discovering VØJ—must be nice to be the only one streaming them. But hey, in your quest for the ultimate sob, you managed to include more obscure bands than most hipsters have tattoos—an impressive feat, considering “Indorock” is probably your way of signaling to your therapist that you’re ready for your next existential crisis. Just saying, at this point, your Spotify profile should come with a therapist’s number on the side.

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