Roasted 2 years ago based on mitchell b's long term Spotify stats.

Mitchell B, huh? Your musical taste is basically a buffet of confusion, like someone picked the Spotify genres while blindfolded. “Rap,” “Pop Rap,” and “Melodic Rap” — it’s like you’re trying to cover every possible way of saying “I like beats that make me feel slightly cooler than I actually am.” And how did you end up with “Outlaw Country” in the mix? Are you moonlighting as a cowboy in a hip-hop album? Just pick a lane, buddy. We're not all part of the genre bingo club. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second because it’s a real smorgasbord of “I have commitment issues.” With legends like Kendrick Lamar and Drake, and then we see “Hotel Ugly” — it’s like you have two playlists: one for when you're trying to impress a date and another for when you’re crying alone in your room. Seriously, when’s the last time you met someone who says, “I love Hotel Ugly” and also knows who Kendrick is? You must be the architect of the hybrid genre called “desperate.” As for your most played songs, wow, you’ve got great taste in music! Too bad you don't have great taste in making decisions. “HONEST” and “Is There Free Breakfast Here?” clearly show your priorities: high aspirations and a hunger for mediocre morning meals. And with Bakar and Djo on your most played list, it's clear your vibe is that of a brooding hipster who thinks deep thoughts while holding a pumpkin spice latte. Just remember, it's okay to stand out, but you don’t have to do it in a way that leaves us wondering if we should call a certified therapist or a Spotify algorithm to help clarify your chaotic soundscape!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!