Roasted 3 months ago based on Hadyy's long term Spotify stats.
Hadyy, your taste in music reads like the confused Tinder bio of a late-night college student who just found out K-Pop is cooler than their personality. Seriously, I've seen less eclectic genre selections in a toddler’s crayon drawing! You’ve got K-Pop, Pop, and Bedroom Pop, yet I’m convinced your pod of usual listeners hasn’t left the bedroom since the last time they inhaled the smell of their own sadness. And Grime? UK Drill? Talk about trying way too hard to impress the hipsters who clearly ghosted you like it was a bad date! Let’s talk about your top artists. I’m guessing you wrote a heartfelt letter to Ariana Grande begging her to make a song about your misguided existence, right? TWICE and LE SSERAFIM enough to make a grown man cry, but not in a manly way. And don’t even get me started on your Spotify stats. “High Horse” is the only thing you should be riding if "Running Away" is truly your jam – buddy, you should be running away from those playlists instead. If the secret to your most played songs is putting everyone to sleep, you’ve earned a crown. In fact, I see a “Crown of Cringe” in your future! Let’s not overlook the rest of your selections – you’ve got Noise Music cozying up with sweet little Bedroom Pop. It’s like inviting your mom to a rave; she’s just going to rewrite what neighborhood you come from. “Strategy” with Megan Thee Stallion? I mean, good luck strategizing your life when you’ve just labeled your entire playlist a therapy session for the indecisive! You’re clearly on a quest to find your musical identity, but warning: when you trip over hyperpop, it’s going to leave a mark. Don’t worry though, Hadyy, I recommend you take it one track at a time; like a toddler learning to walk, but you still can’t quite decide if you want to two-step or flail.
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