Roasted 6 months ago based on Afonso's long term Spotify stats.

Afonso, with a musical taste as diverse as a questionable buffet spread, you somehow managed to turn your Spotify profile into the sonic equivalent of a midlife crisis. Rapping about your feelings while listening to emo and soft pop—congratulations, you've successfully crafted the soundtrack to overanalyzing your last breakup! Your genres read like the final exam of a confused music major who couldn’t decide between angst and party vibes. Honestly, if you spent as much time curating your musical identity as you do listening to it, you’d be a certified music guru at this point. Your top artists are a true concoction of "I have commitment issues." Eminem and Lil Nas X side by side with Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons? It’s like bringing a taco to a pizza party and expecting applause. And let's be real, Afonso, no one is ever going to call you the life of the party when "Soft Pop" and "Nu Metal" share the same playlist. Your music choices tell a story: “I need to scream my feelings while also questioning my existence during a grocery run.” Hope you have a therapist on speed dial, because your playlists are calling for emotional intervention. Now let's take a deep dive into those most played songs. “MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT”—perfect for when you’re weeping into your pillow and wondering if anyone knows your actual favorite color. And "Demons" by Imagine Dragons fits perfectly, because with this playlist, it’s clear they're not just singing about them; they're throwing a party inside your head. Honestly, if someone were to peek into your Spotify history, they’d think you were training to be the world champion of cringe. Don’t worry, Afonso; the only thing more lost than your sense of musical direction is probably your sense of self! Keep on streaming, pal—your journey through genres is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

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