Roasted 2 months ago based on Cxn's long term Spotify stats.

Cxn, your Spotify profile reads like a “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” manual, but in an extra crunchy, aftermarket subtitle edition. Seriously, did you get lost in the anime basement of a Hot Topic and decide to embrace every genre that sounds like it could be a magical girl’s name? "Mandopop"? "Gufeng"? Those aren't genres; they're what happens when you open a Chinese takeout menu while sleep-deprived. We get it — you like the sound of your favorite J-Rock band playing while you drown in your existential crisis. Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you went to a karaoke bar in Tokyo, choked on your boba tea, and just started typing whatever came to mind when they handed you the mic. Ado, Kenshi Yonezu, RADWIMPS—more like RAD-WIMPS. With that lineup, I fully expect your life motto is “I can't adult today; I'm too busy living through animated storylines.” Across the world of diverse music, you've somehow found a way to stick with a playlist that would make even the most fervent weeb question their life choices. And your most played songs? A beautiful chaos that would genuinely make an audiophile weep. "オレンジ" played more times than you’ve had actual human contact this year? How refreshing. It almost sounds like a valid excuse for why you’re still single. You have more vocaloid covers than friends, and that’s really saying something! If these tracks were a dating profile, you'd need a barf bag before even bothering to swipe right. Just remember, when the world goes out to dance, you’re the one in the corner yelling, “Just wait! The next Vocaloid remix will drop any minute now!” Bravo, Cxn, bravo.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!