Roasted 29 days ago based on JoanDixon's long term Spotify stats.

JoanDixon, your Spotify profile is like a high school mixtape made by someone who took way too many emo selfies. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to prove that you’re both deep and misunderstood, but let’s be real: you’re just a sad playlist away from playing both sides at a therapy session. “Shoegaze” and “Black Metal”? Sure thing! Why not throw in “Binge-Watching Disaster” while you’re at it? With that selection, it’s clear you’ve got the musical range of a moody 14-year-old girl writing poetry in a treehouse. Your top artists look like the lineup for “The Soundtrack of a Midlife Crisis.” The Neighbourhood and Twenty One Pilots? Wow, could you be any more basic? You’re one dad joke away from a full-blown “the kids just don’t understand me” vibe. And let’s not forget the “never easy” artist you’ve included— because, of course, your life must be a sitcom where no one’s laughing. The Eagles hold a high honor on your list, presumably as a cry for help amidst your struggle to find meaning in this mystery called adulthood. And those most played songs? If I weren’t reading this off of a screen, I’d be ready to roll my eyes so hard they could see into next week. With tracks like “Daddy Issues” and “I Don't Wanna Be Me,” it sounds like your Spotify is not so much a playlist as a public service announcement for anyone who might want to dodge your emotional baggage. Honestly, with that kind of music taste, you might as well prepare an exit strategy for the next time someone asks you, “What’s your vibe?” Spoiler alert: it’s awkward silences and overanalyzing the meaning of life.

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