Roasted 2 years ago based on Glow's long term Spotify stats.

Glow, your Spotify profile is like a middle school dance: awkward, a little desperate, and clearly confused about what genre it actually wants to commit to. With favorite genres that span an Olympic-sized pool of pop and hip-hop, it feels like you entered a restaurant, scanned the menu, and yelled, "I'll have a bit of everything, but make it as basic as possible, please!" Canadian Pop? Really? I didn’t know Drake and Justin Bieber were part of a secret pact to ruin good music by encouraging this mess while sipping maple syrup lattes. These top artists of yours read like a Spotify algorithm's fever dream. Seriously, does the "The Weeknd" and “Drake” collab on your playlist come with a disclaimer for overexposure? At this point, they're as predictable as your late-night cravings for pizza rolls. And who do you think you are? Eminem represents a quarter of your musical influences, but judging by your playlist, it seems like he’s just out here cringing instead of proud. If rap were a sport, you’d be the kid on the bench, wearing a matching jersey with all the wrong stats. Let’s talk about those most played songs. "Too Many Nights"? More like “Too Many Regrets”! It’s like your musical taste had a power outage—no structure, just vibes. "Rich Amiri"? I’m almost impressed you found someone more obscure than the last time anyone heard of “Lucidious.” I can't tell if these tracks are attempts at being edgy or just desperate cries for attention. Either way, loud and clear: your music selection is the perfect soundtrack for self-doubt and questionable life choices. That being said, keep that Canadian Pop on deck, because there’s nothing like some guilt-free embarrassment to spice up your Monday mornings!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!