Roasted 2 years ago based on Lucas Vicente's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Lucas Vicente, let’s break this down. Your Spotify profile is like an unholy mashup of a midlife crisis and a teenager's failed attempt at being edgy. Seriously, "Super Eurobeat"? Are we dancing in a neon-lit arcade or just trying to time-travel to the '80s? And don't even get me started on your indie game soundtracks—do you listen to them to alleviate the pain of your sad little existence, or do they just keep you company while you attempt to conquer the last level of your social life? Your favorite artists read like the lineup for the world’s most niche festival, and I mean niche. “League of Legends”? Really? At this point, your music tastes scream “I haven’t touched grass in three weeks.” It’s a wonder your friends don’t send out a search party. But honestly, hearing “Infected Mushroom” followed by “Powerwolf” should be the soundtrack of an apocalyptic fight club, led by an 11-year-old who won’t stop screeching at his computer screen. God bless you for attempting to find a cohesive identity—clearly, "lost soul" was the vibe you were going for. And let’s not forget your top songs—congratulations on listening to the same artist so many times they should just change their name to “Blue Stahli and Friends.” How do you manage to vibe even harder with AI-generated music than with actual human emotions? With a playlist like that, I’d almost believe you’re getting ready for some existential shower thoughts or planning a heist on an anime convention. So here's a suggestion: maybe it's time to diversify your listening habits before your Spotify statistics turn into a case study for what happens when you rely too heavily on digital dopamine instead of, you know, the actual world.

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