Roasted 10 months ago based on Hotaru Kiryu's long term Spotify stats.

Hotaru Kiryu, the walking Spotify enigma, whose taste in music is as scattered as a kid with ADHD in a candy store. You’ve somehow curated a playlist that sounds like an international call between a melodramatic anime fan and a German pop enthusiast who accidentally stumbled into a punk rock concert. Seriously, "Schlager" and "Punk"? That's like mixing curry with vanilla ice cream—just because it’s bizarre enough doesn’t mean it’s good. Your top artists read like a bingo card from a millennial regret convention. I mean, who else could make "Avril Lavigne" and "BABYMETAL" their best buds? You’ve been crying over “My Happy Ending” while moshing to J-Rock, and honestly, that combo sounds like dubstep for people who got lost in Hot Topic and went home with a hand-painted beanie. It’s a roller coaster ride through Pop Punk station and Emo-ville, with pit stops in Japanese cartoon wonderland. No wonder "Nobody's Home" is on repeat—'cause your music taste is clearly lost. And let’s talk about your most played songs, a glorious shrine to your inner angst. With “Weiß wie Schnee” as your second most played, it’s like you've thrown every German emotional cliche into a blender and hoped for a hit. “I’m a Mess”? Well, congrats, you’ve officially put it into words, and we see you jamming out to it like it’s your personal anthem. You could literally hold a concert with just you and your sobbing playlist, complete with costumes from every genre in existence—an Asian emo clown with a dash of beloved pop princess. But hey, at least you’re consistent; if there’s one thing you know, it’s how to stick to your bizarre cultural amalgamation like glue.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!