Roasted 9 months ago based on heyitsriley_'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey it's Riley, the walking Spotify paradox! You’ve got enough genres on your list to host a mid-2000s emo prom, but your taste is so all over the place even your shuffle feature is confused. Your favorite genres read like the identity crisis of a teenager who just got dumped and decided to collect every form of music that could potentially drown their sorrows. Pop Punk to Melodic Rap? That’s not a genre lineup; that’s a personality disorder waiting to be diagnosed! And those top artists! Are you trying to show off your “diverse” taste, or are you just using Spotify like a buffet line—grabbing a little bit of everything in hopes of not getting food poisoning? You've got Kendrick Lamar sitting next to Five Finger Death Punch like they're about to collaborate on the most confused album of the century. Imagine Kendrick trying to spit bars about heartbreak while someone in the background is screaming about wanting to "punch through walls." If you ever need someone to curate your playlist, let me know—because right now, it feels like you combined all the angst of a high school hallway into one account. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs! You’ve got Kendrick dominating the charts more than he has in the Billboard Top 100, and I can't help but feel like he’s secretly embarrassed to be associated with your stream count. Between the deep introspective tracks and your emo ballads, it’s like you’re trying to win a contest for “Most Likely to Cry Alone in Their Room.” And “If It Means A Lot To You” makes sense, but let’s get real: if it meant that much, you’d actually understand how to use your Spotify Wrapped. So here’s to you, Riley! May your playlists be ever-so-eclectic and your music taste forever questionable!

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