Roasted 6 months ago based on zeth's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Zeth's Spotify profile, where the top artist list reads like a K-Pop audition tape gone wrong. Seriously, if there were a competition for the most desperate attempt to recreate the flavor of a high school dance party, you'd win this one hands down. With a heart full of K-Pop and a playlist that screams, "I have a type," Zeth is clearly still waiting for the day when their taste will evolve past the bubblegum nonsense that is pumping through those earbuds. Are we really that surprised you listed both P-pop and K-pop as favorites? Talk about a love affair with cringe! And don't even get me started on the favorite genres. It’s like someone threw darts at a genre wheel after a few too many cups of “Harana,” which is basically your way of saying, “I’m emotionally available, but only if you serenade me in Tagalog first.” Zeth, your musical palette is as consistent as a chameleon in a paint factory. One minute you’re belting out emo ballads that feel like a breakup you never had, and the next you’re jamming to the K-Pop equivalent of candy corn; it’s all sweetness with zero substance. Are you literally just trying to collect every last drop of teen angst and cheerful bubblegum pop? Let’s not overlook your most played songs, either. With SEVENTEEN dominating that list like they’re paying you to stream their music, it’s like a looping advertisement for them with the heavy rotation you’ve got going on. Honestly, if you listened to them any more, your Spotify Wrapped might as well just be a SEVENTEEN fan club newsletter. “Congratulations, Zeth! You’ve single-handedly supported SEVENTEEN's world tour and made Taylor Swift reconsider her entire discography.” You might want to diversify those playlists, lest your Spotify start sending you passive-aggressive notifications about how you might need to expand your horizons, or at least never mention your taste in music in public again.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!

Roast my Spotify

Want to get your Spotify profile roasted like this?

Roast My Spotify

Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

Music data, artist images, album covers, and song previews are provided by Spotify. Spotify is a trademark of Spotify AB.

8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists