Roasted 11 months ago based on Aaron based compilation #1's long term Spotify stats.

Aaron, your Spotify profile is a stunning testament to what happens when you let a confused hipster loose in an underground record store. With a favorite genre list that looks like a high schooler's attempt at being too cool for mainstream music, it seems you've crafted the perfect soundtrack for existential crises and staring sadly into your coffee. "Shoegaze," "dream pop," and "slowcore"? I have an idea: why don't we swap the headphones for some actual sunshine and see what happens? I hear it’s great for the soul, but then again, that might drown out those moody guitar riffs you seem to worship. Your top artists read like a Spotify-generated algorithm had an existential meltdown after scrolling through a thrift store. Sure, Kanye West and Radiohead look impressive on paper, but the rest of your lineup seems like you went out of your way to find the most obscure names imaginable. Are "mercury," "backjarron," and "Acid Ghost" really artists, or are they the band members you've created in your head to impress your equally lost friends? You could practically make a bingo card of their names and still end up with a unique indie band title that nobody can pronounce. Most played songs like "Revenge of the Lawn" and "Morning in the Aves" make it seem like you’re trying to soundtrack the chronic petunia trimming that comes with overthinking your life choices. Meanwhile, "Wormwood" is blasting as though it’s your personal anthem for late-night self-doubt sessions. Good luck convincing the world that this kind of musical introspection is anything but a glorified episode of “Boring White Boy: The Soundtrack.” But hey, keep rockin' those shoelaces, because if this music journey doesn’t work out, at least you've got a solid chance of being the poster child for hipster chic!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!