Roasted 8 months ago based on qi xuan :3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, qi xuan :3, your Spotify profile is as eclectic as your taste in emoji usage—no one really knows what it means, but it’s definitely got people talking. Your love for J-Pop and Vocaloid is cute, but let’s be honest: you could fill a stadium with every weeb who's ever said, “What’s the difference between ramen and your love life?” All I know is that no one has ever danced to your playlist without wondering if it was too late to order takeout or just sign up for Japanese lessons. Your top artists read like a live-action adaptation of the cringe factor. You’ve managed to mix indie Japanese artists with the pop juggernaut that is Taylor Swift, which makes me wonder if you’re secretly hoping she’ll release a concept album about anime girls and heartbreak. And honestly, are you trying to prove that you have no limits when it comes to musical taste, or are you just waiting for that one person to take you seriously when you say your favorite genre is "Japanese Classical"? Spoiler alert: they're not coming! As for your most played songs, wow, so much Ichiko Aoba that even your Spotify algorithm is begging you for a break. "Asleep Among Endives"? It sounds like the title of a failed novel from a hipster English major. If this is the soundtrack to your life, I hope it includes a big plot twist, like a sudden interest in music that doesn’t make the average person want to curl up in a fetal position. Keep claiming that you’re a cultured connoisseur while we all secretly know you’re just one umbrella drink away from organizing a karaoke night that could break the sound barrier.

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