Roasted 2 years ago based on Hope.Parry's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Hope.Parry, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a 14-year-old angst-enthusiast who never quite took their Prozac, but did take every feeling they ever had and plastered it onto an iPod shuffle. Seriously, you have more emo subgenres in your favorites than actual friends. When the soundtrack of your life is basically a funeral procession for teenage angst, it's hard not to wonder if you’re a sad clown trying to mask the crushing weight of your feelings with catchy tunes. You're like a walking meme of a mid-2000s emo kid, only you aged backwards into a pop-punk time warp. And can we talk about that top artist list? You’ve got Taylor Swift nestled between "Death Cab for Cutie" and "Fall Out Boy," creating a vibe that screams "I relate to both heartbreak and depression, and I dress like I just came from a Hot Topic audition". It’s like you can’t decide if you want to wallow in blissful nostalgia or cry yourself to sleep—so you do both with a side of fake leather. “Holding Absence”? More like “Hiding in my Room Always." With such a roster, I’d say you’re collecting emotional turrets like they’re Pokémon cards, and honestly, it’s a wonder your Spotify isn’t entitled “Crying in Color.” But hey, we get it. Your most played songs are less about providing a soundtrack to good times and more about constructing an emotional fortress made of sadness and catchy choruses. I mean, "The Angel In The Marble"? Are you carving out your own misery masterpiece or just auditioning to be the world’s saddest sculptor? It’s like your entire playlist is crying out for help in the most melodramatic way possible. So, keep shuffling those feelings, Hope.Parry, but remember: when life gives you lemons, you don’t have to throw on neon pop-punk and rock out about it. Sometimes, you can just make lemonade and join a social event—or, you know, just keep making Spotify sad and infamous.

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