Roasted 9 months ago based on ninideux's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ninideux, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Who needs a balanced diet when you've got a playlist that reads like a Yelp review for a global culinary crash course? You’ve churned out more K-Pop than South Korea during a karaoke night, and trust me, your Turkish Pop fixation has become the sad punchline in a joke no one wants to hear. If you spent as much time exploring other genres as you do finding the latest K-Rap tracks to send us spiraling into a shadowy TikTok abyss, we might actually discover the joy of rock music together—or at least a good country ballad to cleanse the palate. And let's talk about your "Top Artists" because that lineup is what happens when you let a raccoon pick your music. I mean, EXO and Taylor Swift? It’s like mixing sushi and apple pie—two great tastes that definitely *don’t meld*. And "League of Legends"? Seriously? You realize those are fictional characters, right? Just wait—in ten years, your Spotify Wrapped is going to be nothing but nostalgic regret when you look back and realize you spent your prime years worshipping a virtual band while ignoring all the artists who can actually tour the real world. Save some of that emotional commitment for the human musicians! Finally, your most played songs should come with a warning label: "Not for the faint-hearted or musically sane." If “Pressure” by KAI and Billie Eilish’s “Walls Don't Talk” are your anthem, do us all a favor and also add “Help Me” to the mix. Seriously, it’s like your playlists are a therapy session for melodrama; we’re not sure whether to grab the popcorn or call an intervention. At this point, we’re convinced your music taste is an elaborate prank—not just on yourself, but on all of your friends who are still pretending they enjoy your endless loop of cheerful sad bangers.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!