Roasted 3 months ago based on Mark Mweu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mark Mweu, your Spotify profile is like an Afrobeats party that no one showed up to, but you’re still there dancing like a dad at a wedding. Seriously, your taste in music reads like an encyclopedia of every genre that includes the word "Afro." It’s like you heard the word "diversity" and thought, “How about I pick a genre that sounds like I’ve just returned from a 12-month tour of Africa trying to collect every tech-savvy carnaval playlist along the way?” What's next? "Afro-Crickets" and "Afro-Mopeds"? Your top artists list is less of a curated musical journey and more like a league of gentlemen you correspond with on WhatsApp. I mean, who are we kidding here? Your Spotify is practically begging you to add some variety, buddy. If Vybz Kartel and Sauti Sol were aware you were using their music as background noise while you microwave your leftover takeout, they’d probably file a restraining order. And don’t get me started on your most played songs—it's like you keep diving into the same Afro-soup pot and expecting a different flavor to emerge each time. I've seen more originality at a middle school talent show than in your listening habits, Mark. "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih? So groundbreaking. You must think you're a real trendsetter there, those lyrics have been sung so many times they could probably start their own nostalgia podcast. Meanwhile, your playlists just scream “I’m stuck on shuffle,” while the rest of us are trying to escape the Bermuda Triangle of musical monotony you’ve created. Keep reaching for those Afrobeats, buddy, but remember: just because you love a genre doesn't mean you need every single artist from it in your top ten!

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