Roasted 7 months ago based on chiru's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Chiru, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet but with the worst possible combination of dishes. You've mashed together rap, K-Pop, and medieval melodies as if it were a game of genre bingo gone horribly wrong. Seriously, K-Pop and medieval music? What are you trying to summon here—a trendy dragon? It’s like you turned on the radio, dropped it on shuffle, and let an octopus choose your favorites. I half-expect your playlists to include a ballad sung in Klingon just for good measure. And your top artists? Wow, talk about a classic case of "I have no idea what I'm doing." One minute you're vibing to Khalid and Travis Scott, and the next you're back-flipping into the chaotic world of Hindi pop and bedroom pop, where all the musicians probably want to stay in bed instead of confronting your taste. With that clickbait artist lineup, it feels like you've made a Spotify mixtape for someone who has commitment issues—disconnected ideas that will never comfortably coexist. Now, let's talk about your most played songs. It's like you opened an ultra-niche indie bank of “who even are these people?” and decided to become their number one fan. I mean, "Die For Us (Sped Up)"? What, were you desperately trying to speed through your existential crisis? At this point, your listening history might as well be a romantic comedy where every artist is fighting for your attention, and the puns are just as painful. You might want to hide this profile in a medieval vault because any neighbor who sees this rollercoaster of a playlist might stage an intervention for your seriously questionable music choices!

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