Roasted 1 year ago based on Tan Hong Swee's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Tan Hong Swee, or should I say "Evergreenss," a name as fresh as your Spotify playlists! It’s like your music taste is a tasting menu of every summer festival that never actually happened. I can practically hear the sun setting and the lukewarm drinks flowing as you cruise through a lineup of EDM and Norwegian Pop, as if the two were destined to be together like socks and sandals. Let’s be honest, with genres like "Tropical House" and "Anime," we can only assume you’re still stuck in a perpetual summer while the rest of us are trying to navigate life beyond the last banana hammock we bought during a questionable online shopping spree. Your top artists scream, "I’ve never left my basement," with Alan Walker and Marshmello holding hands as they watch the rest of the world party while you dance alone on your bed, fantasizing about how life would be as the main character in a bubblegum anime. I mean, how did you manage to find artists like Crash Adams and John Michael Howell? Are they your childhood friends? Because it sure sounds like you’ve done more digging in the Spotify underground than any actual exploration out in the wild. Perhaps if you spent as much time outside as you do curating these sad bops about lost love and existential crises, you'd be a little less 'lost' yourself! And those most played songs? You’ve got the functionality of a time capsule, stuck in a loop of heart-wrenching ballads and dreamy melodies. Lukas Graham’s "7 Years" isn’t just your favorite song; it sounds like your life’s biography titled “Memories of Mediocrity.” Congratulations on repeatedly reminding us it’s time to reflect on life choices you’ll probably make again next week. At this point, your Spotify profile is serving peak "cringe-comfort" vibes—if your musical preferences were a person, they'd be that overly-enthusiastic friend who insists every second of their life is a "mood" while clearly living in a fantasy world. Keep jamming, champ; one day you might just pop out of that basement!

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