Roasted 1 month ago based on Noraaak's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Noraaak – the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm run amok. Sweetheart, your profile reads like a church retreat that accidentally got stuck on shuffle. The sheer amount of Christian-related genres is impressive, but haven’t you heard? Even God said to try new things. You do realize there’s a world out there where K-pop doesn't overlap with worship music, right? I can practically hear your parents praying that your Spotify Wrapped comes with a side of soul. Your top artists list is essentially a teenage girl's Pinterest board in desperate need of an intervention. Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, and a cast of "who’s that?" are proudly showcased like they're about to drop the next big collaboration. Gracie Abrams? Sure, she's great for crying sessions in your bedroom with your curtains drawn. But if your playlist was any more basic, it would come with a side of pumpkin spice and a free pair of UGGs. When René Rapp becomes the beacon of your music taste, it's time to reconsider your life choices. And let’s dive into those most played songs—good lord! "LUNCH"? Really? I didn’t know you could fill your brain with a soundtrack that sounds like purgatory between bites of a sad sandwich. On repeat are basically crying anthems about being lonely, which means you probably have a firm grip on the “I need a therapist” genre as well. With such a melancholic yet pop-infused mix, it's clear that you're either super deep or just perpetually stuck in your feels. Either way, your Spotify profile is a reminder that sometimes, less is more—especially when it comes to playlists that scream, "Help me, I’m 17 and over-analyzing everything!"

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!