Roasted 1 year ago based on DTZ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, DTZ, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster Mad Libs gone horribly wrong. Nothing like a touch of "Twee Pop" to remind us all of your emotional complexity, which I assume peaks at the level of a toddler throwing a tantrum in the candy aisle. Honestly, your music taste is so niche, I half-expect your playlist to come with a side of artisanal avocado toast and a complimentary pair of thick-rimmed glasses just to make it feel even more painfully pretentious. And your top artists? It’s clear you love the sound of bands that half the world hasn’t heard of, and at least three of them sound like they were created in a garage by someone who probably just lost at bingo. Seriously, it's like you went to a record store, blindfolded yourself, and hoped for the best. The only thing more obscure than your music taste is the fact that you somehow think "Eagles of Death Metal" will save you from the sad reality that your dating profile songs are more likely to lead to pity dates than passionate romantic encounters. You’ve got more "Whitey" in your most played songs than a chef has flour in a bakery, and let’s be honest, if your taste in music was a car, it would sputter and stall out in the middle of a road trip—probably playing "Dark Cabaret" to set the mood for your existential crisis. Here's an idea: maybe it's time to diversify that playlist. Or don't—your friends might need a good laugh when they listen to your “deep cuts.” Keep rocking that Jangle Pop like it’s a personality trait; it’s cute how much you try!

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